Feedback Funster Gifts

'Disgusting! If I had any idea who sent this one, I'd...'

How's My Diving?

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

British savings accounts

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

What happens when the bears are running the market.

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

'Does anyone else have any complaints?'

'In order to fund your deferred compensation, we won't be paying you any salary.'

"How'd I do on the test?"

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise."

Giving feedback is a complex process.

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

Constructive Criticism 50c.

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'