Quirky Family Traditions Pillows

Heirloom tomato.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

"When I moved here after your mother passed... The first thing I did was make this altar...so I could pray for her. But your father said, 'Just no photos.'"

Children of the Cornhole

'We thank you for giving us the ability to genetically alter, irradiate and microwave this wonderful food.'

"I can tell you that's not the version of Uncle Sam that I grew up with."

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

"Mom does this for everyone's birthday, if you don't applaud, no dessert for a week."

"I found my great aunt Irma's delicioso roast turkey recipe!"

The Bowling Family

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

"It's not fair, mum. He just waits for me to finish, and then just says 'Ditto'."

"This is our adoptive son. We found him in the cellar where he was raised by spiders."

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

The First In-Law of Thermodynamics.

At home with the Cone family.

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.