Quirky Family Traditions Pillows

Heirloom tomato.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

"I can tell you that's not the version of Uncle Sam that I grew up with."

"When I moved here after your mother passed... The first thing I did was make this altar...so I could pray for her. But your father said, 'Just no photos.'"

Children of the Cornhole

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

'We thank you for giving us the ability to genetically alter, irradiate and microwave this wonderful food.'

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

"It's not fair, mum. He just waits for me to finish, and then just says 'Ditto'."

"Mom does this for everyone's birthday, if you don't applaud, no dessert for a week."

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

At home with the Cone family.

"I found my great aunt Irma's delicioso roast turkey recipe!"

The Bowling Family

"This is our adoptive son. We found him in the cellar where he was raised by spiders."

The First In-Law of Thermodynamics.