Quirky Drink Inventors T-Shirts

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

A Good Batch.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

World's cheapest car

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'It keeps me sane!'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

Bagging the Chipmunk

How to Rise with the Sun

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

'It'll revolutionize I. Q. testing! -- I've invented the mental dipstick!'

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

Hold The Pickles

Lighting a Pipe

'How can I put this....?'

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

Although he was a brilliant inventor, Elton's ear-free glasses prove to be unsuccessful.

'I think we've done it, Igor. This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

The Haroplane