Quirky Drink Inventors Mugs

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

A Good Batch.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

World's cheapest car

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'It keeps me sane!'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

How to Rise with the Sun

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Bagging the Chipmunk

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

Although he was a brilliant inventor, Elton's ear-free glasses prove to be unsuccessful.

'How can I put this....?'

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

'I think we've done it, Igor. This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

Patent Office. A credit card chip embedded in sneakers? How would you make a purchase? Swipe your feet!

The Haroplane

'It'll revolutionize I. Q. testing! -- I've invented the mental dipstick!'

Hold The Pickles

Lighting a Pipe