Cold-beverage Creator Mugs

Lemonade stand open 365 days a year.

A Good Batch.

"I forget to drink."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

Ginspiration!

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'I think we've done it, Igor. This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

Hold The Pickles

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'How do I know we need to turn down the filtration system? - This is our cabernet sauvignon.'

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

Global Warming.

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."

Eggnog

'The ice machine's broken!!'

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

Joe's Bar - You got a problem with that?