Cold-beverage Creator Gifts

Lemonade stand open 365 days a year.

A Good Batch.

"I forget to drink."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Ginspiration!

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

Hold The Pickles

'I think we've done it, Igor. This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'How do I know we need to turn down the filtration system? - This is our cabernet sauvignon.'

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."

Eggnog

Global Warming.

'The ice machine's broken!!'

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

Joe's Bar - You got a problem with that?

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

They say none but King Arthur's barkeep shall pull the pink plastic sword from the giant olive.