Beverage Innovator Mugs

'How do I know we need to turn down the filtration system? - This is our cabernet sauvignon.'

A Good Batch.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Wine taster with mineral water

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

Ginspiration!

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'I think we've done it, Igor. This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

The Corkscrew Thrower

Good duck, bad duck.

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

Before you learn to make the perfect ale, my son, you must first learn to make the perfect little bowl of nuts and pretzels.

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

'I hate making decisions - just bring me a bottle of each.'

'Our small drink is medium, our medium is large, and our large is illegal.'

'I noticed your wine list only has reds and whites. Don't you have any yellow wines?'

"Still sparkling"

You heard of the 'drugs tsar' and the 'fat tsar'...well this is the new 'waiting room tsar!'

East End Ginger Beer Vendor

"I'm ready to switch"

'Invented a new cocktail.' '