Quirky Diagnosis Fan Pillows

'In the medical world you and I are going to be famous.'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

Crazy paving company.

Sewing Machines in Surgery

"I'm going to prescribe medical marijuana and sour cream & onion tortilla chips."

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

Showbiz

"She has to find just the right spot."

"Well, your reflexes are fine."

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

Solar powered sunbed.

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Silhouettes

"Guess what I say today!!"

"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"

Early bagpipes prototype show Scottish man playing a wailing cat.

'Meet Regan the vegan, Ray the gay and Tommie the commie.'

Hospital Sign: Admissions, Outpatient, Drive Thru.

"We lost our grant and now look."

"Sometimes I'll open a random safe deposit box and fart in it."

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."

'It's like a regular pair of pants, but they have asbestos pockets so money won't burn a hole in them.'

"Okay lets close up. Oooh wait...wishbone!"

'And this is a braille message for the blind.'