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'I've done it! A cold tablet that tastes like chicken soup!'

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'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

'What's wrong with you?'

"9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer."

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

A Mom and Pop Operation

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

An unlicensed acupuncturist

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

"Why do I always get the stupid wobbly table?"

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

'I keep getting this RINGING in my ears!'

"So, did the doctor give you something for your runny nose?"

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

Circus News

'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

"Not that one...the big one on the top shelf!"

"Nails? - Certainly sir. How long do you want them. . . ?"

It's THE miracle pill

'Who would like a little judo chop while you're waiting?'

'Call me immediately if this prescription causes and headaches or hallucinations.'

Can't a guy have a hobby?

"I had trouble opening the child-proof cap."

"I was going to give him accupunture, but on second thoughts..."

Dr. Potato Head