Quirky Croquet Player Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: croquet hoops.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Boomerang cow.

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Let the Summer Games Begin!

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

'I work at the airport.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

Skier.

"Things get more interesting at noon."

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

Discus accidents.

Prison Croquet Team

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

Action shot portrait.

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

No Croquet

Victorians playing croquet.

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

'Can somebody please find Y?'

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."