Quirky Christmas Celebrant Gifts

Dog bone Christmas tree

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Trick or treat?"

"Happy new year!"

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Poinsettia

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

On The Ninth day of Christmas.

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

Steampunk Santa

"I won't be needing you this year."

"Remember now, this is for your Birthday AND for Christmas!"

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'Santa's blotto.'

'Please donate to the genetic mutation research institute.'

Xmas tree

The Bankrupts' Christmas Tree

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

Man United Team Christmas.

101 uses of a dead cat: Christmas decorations.

Due to company cutbacks please only photocopy one buttock.

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

'A Christmas card from the Hendersons! Did we send them one?' (wife to husband on desert island).

'After that 24 hour beer and fruit cake binge, you need a radical detox!'

"I think he's trying to pick you up..."

Christmas Eva

"It's a summer rental."

'It mightn't be HD, but it's Christmassy!'

The Fifth Day of Christmas

'I'm allergic to sand.'