Quirky Christmas Celebrant Gifts

Dog bone Christmas tree

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Trick or treat?"

"Happy new year!"

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Poinsettia

On The Ninth day of Christmas.

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

"I won't be needing you this year."

Steampunk Santa

"Remember now, this is for your Birthday AND for Christmas!"

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'Santa's blotto.'

The Bankrupts' Christmas Tree

101 uses of a dead cat: Christmas decorations.

Xmas tree

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

'Please donate to the genetic mutation research institute.'

Due to company cutbacks please only photocopy one buttock.

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

'After that 24 hour beer and fruit cake binge, you need a radical detox!'

'A Christmas card from the Hendersons! Did we send them one?' (wife to husband on desert island).

"It's a summer rental."

'It mightn't be HD, but it's Christmassy!'

'I'm allergic to sand.'

Christmas Eva

The Fifth Day of Christmas

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."