Quirky Baker Gifts

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

When seasons collide

Anna Calvi

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

I did it my way.

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

The Origami Society...

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

'It's a spork!'

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"