Quirky Baker Gifts

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

When seasons collide

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Tzatzikicicle

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'