Quirky Backyard Decorator Pillows

Beware of Snake

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

Yard Sale

Pinata Trophies

"Can that be right?"

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Jackson Pollock the Spider