Quirky Animal Scenarios Pillows

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Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"It's marzipan pigs."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

Nutty Assistants

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

How Platypuses Are Born

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

"He's my discomfort animal."

May I get a little extra recess time, Ma'am? I've got to hunt and crush my lunch!

"I came as soon as I heard."

"You can't let it worry you, Jamie. It's just one of those things in life no one can do anything about."

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

"Just pick out the one who ate your husband."

'Couldn't eat another bite!'

"Cat Stevens!!!"

"Hi! I'm on a hippo."

"Looks like your mother's off feeding the rats again."

'And we can count to eight. That's more than you can say for them.'

'I didn't hear you drive up, Doc.'

"You finished yours already?"

"Where did you get this from?"

Colin had one of those annoying habits that was difficult to ignore.

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

Replacements for Extinct Animals