Quirky Amusement Park Fans Gifts

'Delhi play area.'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Hay Rides $10

End the Winter Blues

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

The Scanner Of Love.

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Tunnel of Infatuation

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

'...Please stop the...'

Log Ride

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

Summer Outing Planning

Bumper Limos

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

Cow Wash Cycle.

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

Roller Coasters

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Roller-coaster