Quiet Space Seekers Gifts

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

The Insiders

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

"I just hope this doesn't define me."

Road traffic accident with aliens and Santa Claus.

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

"Every year the beings on this planet eat one of these on the day they were calibrated."

Tonight's special - the violin player is home with the flu.

'Come in - sit anywhere - sorry about the mess.'

'Nothing too loud-she's a librarian.'

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

'I found the black box.'

'I'm afraid Roswell is all booked up -- How about Area 51?'

"Talk about your small world - they're the couple that asked us about a nice quiet place for a picnic!"

Home for redundant librarians.

"I thought we were having a quiet night in?"

A planet like ours - "You want the pyramids. I want Bermuda. I'm driving. I win."

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

'Noise abatement society' demonstration.

"I can drive this ship much better than you!!"

"Don't worry, we'll be quiet!!"

"We used to have to abduct Earthlings. Now they actually volunteer to leave their planet."