Quiet Space Seekers Gifts

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

The Insiders

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

'Cuckoo!' (Silent Cuckoo in Monastery).

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"I just hope this doesn't define me."

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

Road traffic accident with aliens and Santa Claus.

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

Tonight's special - the violin player is home with the flu.

'Nothing too loud-she's a librarian.'

'I found the black box.'

Look! A white-breasted nuthatch. There's a red-headed woodpecker. And a black-capped chickadee. Quiet! What's she see? A white-breasted black-capped redhead. Shh! Don't disturb his habitat!

'Come in - sit anywhere - sorry about the mess.'

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

'I'm afraid Roswell is all booked up -- How about Area 51?'

"Every year the beings on this planet eat one of these on the day they were calibrated."

"Relax, folks, this is not an invasion! Just an unscheduled landing because two of our crew members got in a scuffle over a reclined seat."

"I thought we were having a quiet night in?"

A planet like ours - "You want the pyramids. I want Bermuda. I'm driving. I win."

"Talk about your small world - they're the couple that asked us about a nice quiet place for a picnic!"

Home for redundant librarians.

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

"Wow. Easiest abduction ever."

"Don't worry, we'll be quiet!!"

"I can drive this ship much better than you!!"

"Breaking news!" "The Hubble Telescope has just detected a rogue planet the size of Venus, plummeting through the asteroid belt. Its gravity is pulling Ceres and several dozen mountain-sized asteroids along with it." "NASA believes their combined gravity will be enough to pull Mars and the Moon along with them as they scream past Earth and plummet into the sun." "There will only be one place on Earth that won't be utterly devastated by gravimetric forces." "Find out where that is later in this b