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"We met at the library..."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

James decided to stay in that night.

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Doctors in Love.

The Remote Olympics

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

I love you

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

Free Little Library

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

Bill's never been a team player.

Wishing Well

Six feet means I love you

You've got to be my Valentine, Nicky.

"We must move Pipps to a windowless cubicle. As a succulent, he does poorly in direct sunlight."

'Why darling, I'll need more time to consider! Why, darling, I'll need more time to consider!'

'Guarding the house was alright, but I left him when he wanted me to become an attack dog...'

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

'When hell freezes over?... So, that's definitely a date?'

"Talk about your small world - they're the couple that asked us about a nice quiet place for a picnic!"

'Not more 'me time'?'

Noise Abatement Society

Stimulus Hunger: 'Every now and then, Roger likes to cut himself off from all stimulus.'

'A menage a trois That's sick'

'I think I need some me time.'