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Love and War

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Venus

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

Paint pots in love

Love linked

Diamond outfits

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Missing You.

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Ostriches making out

"Recess does things to a man."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"You're solemates!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"There's something I have to tell you."