Quiet Place Romantics Mugs

"We met at the library..."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

James decided to stay in that night.

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Doctors in Love.

The Remote Olympics

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

Free Little Library

"My husband took the kids to Disneyland for the weekend, so the 'happiest place on earth' is actually right here."

I love you

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

Bill's never been a team player.

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

Six feet means I love you

"We must move Pipps to a windowless cubicle. As a succulent, he does poorly in direct sunlight."

'Guarding the house was alright, but I left him when he wanted me to become an attack dog...'

You've got to be my Valentine, Nicky.

Wishing Well

'Why darling, I'll need more time to consider! Why, darling, I'll need more time to consider!'

'When hell freezes over?... So, that's definitely a date?'

Stimulus Hunger: 'Every now and then, Roger likes to cut himself off from all stimulus.'

"Talk about your small world - they're the couple that asked us about a nice quiet place for a picnic!"

'Not more 'me time'?'

Mute. It is sort of like saying "shut up," but no

'A menage a trois That's sick'

Noise Abatement Society