Quiet Carriage Philosopher Prints

The Quiet, Sad, and Deeply Resigned Car

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"Show off."

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

Chicken: the one-man show

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

Hearing the sound of the first lawnmower of spring

"Would passengers sitting in the Quiet Zone please...Shut the F**K UP!"

Nonviolent Clue.

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

"And now..the sermon on the mount."

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

"She's really great. Maybe we can be friends and not hang out."

Thoughts in Traffic

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

'I live in quiet desperation - it was either that or Tunbridge Wells.'

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.

Highway cone tepee.

'Hey, it's your dollar, buddy, but maybe this ain't the best way to 'wherever the wind blows your path.''

"Since I hate small talk and I hate big talk, I guess I won't be talking."

"Okay, okay! I'll ask the next person I see for directions!"

The Good Life. Sorry, full.

"Gotta go, we're heading into a tunnel ... hey, why is everyone on my table singing 'Hallelujah'?"

Sisters In Cars Getting Annoying