Delayed Train Philosopher Prints

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Doing timeout changes a guy.

Road Guilt

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

'Good Book?'

"You love gloating, don't you?"

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

Train Arrivals

"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'."

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Torah reading on the subway.

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

The tube's a nightmare today

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

Sitting Room, Standing Room Only.

Woman on Subway's Thoughts

'Is this magazine really two years old, or have I just been waiting here that long?'

'I am traveling by train in futureI hate Cliches.'

The Quiet, Sad, and Deeply Resigned Car