Quiet Carriage Philosopher Mugs

The Quiet, Sad, and Deeply Resigned Car

"Show off."

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

Chicken: the one-man show

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

Hearing the sound of the first lawnmower of spring

Nonviolent Clue.

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

"And now..the sermon on the mount."

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

Thoughts in Traffic

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

'I live in quiet desperation - it was either that or Tunbridge Wells.'

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

"She's really great. Maybe we can be friends and not hang out."

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.

Highway cone tepee.

"Since I hate small talk and I hate big talk, I guess I won't be talking."

'Hey, it's your dollar, buddy, but maybe this ain't the best way to 'wherever the wind blows your path.''

"Okay, okay! I'll ask the next person I see for directions!"

"Gotta go, we're heading into a tunnel ... hey, why is everyone on my table singing 'Hallelujah'?"

Sisters In Cars Getting Annoying

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