Car-loving Philosopher Prints

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

All you'd expect in a British car!

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Existential truckstop'

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'I call it my bumper sticker.'

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

"Sick Ride!"

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

'It had to happen! They've made Top Gear into a costume drama!'

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

"Its the three wheelers that catch you out"

Recall notice

Let Go and Let God

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3 and 8 & 4.""

Thoughts in Traffic

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).