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Hush puppy.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

Giant Ice Skates

Tom Pinch Starts Homeward with the New Pupil

Working from Om

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Is something bothering you?"

"e-Harley Hybrids"

Go away

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

Free Little Library

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"Oh, thank God!"