Quick Switch Artist T-Shirts

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Currently Boston

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'Handyman's Special'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Jumble Sale

'The test results indicate that you were drawn very fast and with the left hand.'

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'I've been transferred again.'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Rollercoaster police chase.

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

Two boys rehearsing,

"Done."

"Hi. I'm the babysitter, formerly with Action Data Systems."

Happy little clouds

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Model's aspirations

'Degree in Psychology and a former Referee. I think your qualified to be a School Bus Driver.'

'Realistically, retirement planning means upgrading your skills and attending a seminar on resume preparation.'