Quick Switch Artist Mugs

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Currently Boston

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Handyman's Special'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

Jumble Sale

'The test results indicate that you were drawn very fast and with the left hand.'

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'I've been transferred again.'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

Rollercoaster police chase.

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

Happy little clouds

Two boys rehearsing,

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Done."

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

Model's aspirations

'Degree in Psychology and a former Referee. I think your qualified to be a School Bus Driver.'

'Realistically, retirement planning means upgrading your skills and attending a seminar on resume preparation.'

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."