Bait And Switch Artist Mugs

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

Fish don't like worms.

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

Buddhist Center

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'

"I'm your exit strategy."

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

'Realistically, retirement planning means upgrading your skills and attending a seminar on resume preparation.'

'At first if you don't succeed, try management.'

"An angel fish. You never let up, do you, Fred?"

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

'You should change your bait. That's the third time you've caught a jet ski this morning!'

Bill's desperate need to release himself quickly was eased suddenly when he noticed the sign...

The Master Switch

"I told him stamp collecting is a dangerous hobby. His jaw got locked in a yawn."

"Hey, big guy. Can I buy you a pair of underpants?"

Fisherman in boat tempted by hot dog

"Hey, make sure you don't forget - you're no longer Eddy Wurster from Dover... you're Ben Fishkopp from Bath!"

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Got anything better than worms?'

"That was a great idea to use tequila worms as bait!"

Pit of Death

'I always wanted to be a ballet dancer - but here at the call-centre I've discovered my true vocation!'