Quick Recovery Expert Pillows

'Mother sent me back to school the minute I was feeling better.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'How long did you try before calling?'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

'That was quick!'

"Tell her the surgeon is the best in his field and she'll get through this fine!"

"Thanks for coming in to work on such short notice."

"First day out of bed?"

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

"I'll put you on the waiting list."

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

Wal Max - Complaints Department

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'

Dept. of Antiquities

"I imagine it takes a while to get turned around after spending a month in the hospital."

Well, I think that Bob's Disaster Recovery Plan seems to cover everything.

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

Gamblers Anonymous: 'Betcha I recover before you do.'

'Heroin chic isn't the look I'm going for. Do you have anything more rehab?'

'Yes, this is step nine of your twelve-step program.'

Pilgrim's Progress

'Turns out I too am a slow-moving mass of low pressure, running in a counter-clockwise direction...'