Remote Rescue Expert Pillows

"I'm not going near there, Bobby. I heard about one remote that went in and never was found."

Dog Dreams

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Happy Hour

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

Coastguard

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Tell her the surgeon is the best in his field and she'll get through this fine!"

"Thanks for coming in to work on such short notice."

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

UK street artist Banksy puts his money where his graffiti is

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

Rescue Guide

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"The Catlich Maneuver"

"There's the remote!"

"You have repetitive motion injury."

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Tossing for it.

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

"I'll put you on the waiting list."

Mountain Firefighter Rescue.

St. Bernard brings a trapped man a dead bird.

"I want that one, mommy!"

Ski lodge health care team.