Remote Rescue Expert Pillows

"I'm not going near there, Bobby. I heard about one remote that went in and never was found."

Dog Dreams

Happy Hour

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

Coastguard

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Tell her the surgeon is the best in his field and she'll get through this fine!"

"Thanks for coming in to work on such short notice."

"The Catlich Maneuver"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Rescue Guide

"There's the remote!"

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

UK street artist Banksy puts his money where his graffiti is

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

"You have repetitive motion injury."

Tossing for it.

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Mountain Firefighter Rescue.

St. Bernard brings a trapped man a dead bird.

"I want that one, mommy!"

Ski lodge health care team.

"I'll put you on the waiting list."

"Thanks man!"

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