Speedy Recovery Enthusiast Pillows

'That was quick!'

Dog Dreams

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Tool Box

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Dairy Devil

'Could I have a doggie bag?'

Bob’s Museum

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Skier flying past mountains

"Was it a fuse?"