Quibble With Kebabs Pillows

Dug regretted getting a job at the kebab factory.

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Barbecue Fetch

'I got one this small.'

"Rex always carried a doner card - he was never any good at spelling."

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

Kebab doner card

'Where's the cheese?'

Acme Home Kebab Machine - "Oh Noreen! However did you guess?"

'But what if the chancellor refuses to cut your tax rate? Will you really take the business overseas?'

'It was late, very late, but the peas had touched the mash potatoes, and only dawn could lift the curse.'

"He lost his Season Ticket."

"Lemme guess. Kibble."

'...Ear of bat, leg of toad, hair of dog, horn of goat...I always wondered what went into kebab meat...'

Ye Olde Kebabbe Shoppe.

'Doner Kebab Card' I would like someone to eat my kebab in the event that I am too pissed to do so'

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

Vegetarian Kebabs

'When he walked in the door and said, 'Not shis kabob again!', that's when I let him have it.'

Kebabs.

Vegetarian Kebabs (sawing lump of tree trunk).

"Pardon me...shouldn't I be ahead of you? My private plane plunged into the icy waters off the coast of Maine over a week ago!"

'Shush kebab.'

"Please stick on a piece of lamb, then some green pepper, then some more lamb."

Donor Kebabs

"My heart says I should go with my head; my head says I should go with my gut."