Quibble With Kebabs Pillows

Dug regretted getting a job at the kebab factory.

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Barbecue Fetch

'I got one this small.'

"Rex always carried a doner card - he was never any good at spelling."

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!

'Where's the cheese?'

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

Kebab doner card

Acme Home Kebab Machine - "Oh Noreen! However did you guess?"

'But what if the chancellor refuses to cut your tax rate? Will you really take the business overseas?'

'It was late, very late, but the peas had touched the mash potatoes, and only dawn could lift the curse.'

'...Ear of bat, leg of toad, hair of dog, horn of goat...I always wondered what went into kebab meat...'

Ye Olde Kebabbe Shoppe.

"Lemme guess. Kibble."

'Doner Kebab Card' I would like someone to eat my kebab in the event that I am too pissed to do so'

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

"He lost his Season Ticket."

Vegetarian Kebabs

'When he walked in the door and said, 'Not shis kabob again!', that's when I let him have it.'

At the rubber chicken factory. . .

What year is this? Pardon? Aromatic. Full-bodied. Very approachable. Buttery. Swish swish swish. Yet with aggressive undertones, and an unforgiving aftertaste. Acidic after all. I should like another year. Something crisp yet dry. It's instant decaf coffee brewer with tap water! He's quite aggressive. And not so full-bodied. Pretentious people stink.

Kebabs.

Vegetarian Kebabs (sawing lump of tree trunk).

Kebabs on Me

'Shush kebab.'

"Pardon me...shouldn't I be ahead of you? My private plane plunged into the icy waters off the coast of Maine over a week ago!"

"Please stick on a piece of lamb, then some green pepper, then some more lamb."

Donor Kebabs