Questionnaire Craftsman Pillows

Margaret took to market research work like a natural.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Lovely dovetail."

D.I.Y

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

I love embroidery

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Waiting for retirement.

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Whittler's Mother.

Bad Interview Technique

Posh Easter Egg

Education and Apprenticeships

The Sculptor

Luthier

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

Home maintenance

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Raw Piano Bar

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"