Quarantine Escapee Pillows

"I don't remember a thing about going back to the pubs."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

Back To Nowhere Sale!

State of the Union

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"It's the quarantine cloud."

Pandemic-parenting

Exercising in Confinement

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

"I'm surprised you only ordered a tonic water. . ."

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

Like wine in a glass, these are the days of our quarantine

'The Principal suspended me-- School is the only place in the world where you can get time off for bad behavior.'

Natural relaxation in confinement

"Oh, thank God!"

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

Day 14 of self-isolation and the cat still hadn't responded to any attempts at conversation.

Adventure Tours You Can Do During Home Quarantine

"He's nice, but not having to self isolate with nice!"

Breaking the quarantine

"Oh, and would you mind grabbing some eggs?"

Eggs Quarantine

"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."

"The Corona Diaries"