Quarantine Survivor Pillows

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"It's gotten so bad that I actually WANT to go to Target."

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

Day 14 of self-isolation and the cat still hadn't responded to any attempts at conversation.

"If I'm going to go crazy, I'd rather drive myself."

Anti-Social Distancing

"Oh, thank God!"

"That's right, at the height of my racing career, I spent a lot of time abroad, but really, mist of it was at quarantine stations before the races..."

Fleeing Covid

Scream Face Mask

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

"I'm surprised you only ordered a tonic water. . ."

Remote learning

"And this graph represents all the liberties you have lost in 2020."

"It's the quarantine cloud."

Lockdown: Day 150 "I'm going CRAZY cooped up in here!"

"Don't worry your daughter is fine. She's just crabby as hell, and I don't want it to spread."

The joys of daylight saving

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

"This is coronavirus man ... honoring all those who sheltered in place."

Eggs Quarantine

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

Whiplash, 2020

"Oh, and would you mind grabbing some eggs?"

"Coronavirus! Making you wish you were trapped in a bathroom stall at Port Authority instead since 2019."

Back To Nowhere Sale!

Genghis Khan in Quarantine.

Like wine in a glass, these are the days of our quarantine

Need Beer: Supply Within

State of the Union

"I'm having a really hard time adjusting to a completely unprecedented set of things to complain about,"

"When this is all over the first thing I'm going to do is make my way to the office, where water flows from coolers, the gossip flies freely, and your ears are sweetly serenaded by the low-level hum of a fluorescent light."

Working from Home.

"You know what? Being popular is not all it is cracked up to be!"

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven