Social Distancing Survivor Pillows

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

Corona: Keep your Distance!

"At least I don't have to tell him I've got a headache anymore."

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

Week 33 of Covid-19.

Dating During Covid

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

2021

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Let's consider an early dive."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Social Distancing Club

The new normal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"I could get used to working remotely."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Sheltering in place.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"With everyone returning to the office we've had to introduce some new protocols."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Nonsense Poem

Covid and Restarting School

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"No Hand Sanitiser"