Pandemic Survivor Pillows

2021

"I grant you three wishes – as long as they're not hand sanitiser, face masks or toilet paper."

"So you're still working from home then?"

"Masks are the new underwear."

Every time you hear the word 'unprecedented' take a drink

"I'd like to work overtime til the kids are back in school."

Covid Vaccine: May cause soreness at injection site and induce heavy sighs of long-awaited relief.

"Mom, are we there yet?"

"Go back to work. . . Go back to work. . ."/"Stay. . . Stay. . ."

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"Sorry, Ben. I'll have to get back to you after playtime."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"We're sort of open."

"Sorry I'm late. I tripped over a laundry basket on my way to my computer."

"Now that the crisis is over, we can go back to our usual inefficiencies."

Holiday Gifts 2020

Choices, choices.

"What brings you to therapy at such a young age?"

COVID-19 Isolation Innovation

"I'm ok, thanks anyway. . . all is good here!"

"I was hoping for a hug afterwards."

"I could get used to working remotely."

"So, I'm going to live but my stocks are on life support?"

Dorothy after nine weeks of quarantine

Mom Pandemic Walk

"Time to CUDDLE! Granny's been vaccinated!"

I love NY with surgical mask

Staying in the House

'If you're contagious, fax us your symptoms, and Dr. Sims will e-mail his diagnosis.'

Hibernation Day 28: starting to go stir crazy...

"Wow. You look exactly like everyone else on a ZOOM call.", "You too. Like not even slightly different."

"Sorry honey, Mommy and Daddy need the space."

"No, you can't borrow my pen."

Breaking news: Luck has been cancelled