Pandemic Survivalist Pillows

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

Social Distancing on the South Pole

To stop the spread of the virus. . . Remember not to touch your face.

"I used to worry that I might get sick from contaminated food but I came up with a great solution. I've stopped eating."

The at-home Covid and everything test

"Yes, my husband is shirking from home at the moment!"

"Ah! I've noticed you are social distancing!"

Coronavirus Etiquette

"Hey buddy, you're standing a bit too damned close."

"Emergency!!! Gasoline Shortage! Emergency!!"

Coronavirus: The Breakthrough

Pandora's Box

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

Social distancing

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Pandemic-parenting

"Oh honey, I don't know what it means, either."

"I used to do interiors but these days I take what I can get."

Safe Distanced 2 metres

Covid-19 Video Game

"I say you sneaking that case of toilet tissue in the house early this morning. Dad. . . What are you up to?"

"I said you've become my best friend, what is your name?"

Vincent had little defence against coronavirus.

The Age of Innocence

"Canine social distancing" "What a revolting development."

Parents everywhere: There's no shelter in place.

"I been to CVS, Whole Foods, Duane Reade, Stop & Shop, Safeway, Walgreens, Publix, Star Market, WinCo, Wegman's, Trader Joe's, Post Office..."

2021

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Dancing Doctor

Medical personnel give their hearts

"Let's consider an early dive."

Fighting Covid