Surviving Pandemic Pillows

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Keep out - Covid-19

Corona Counting

"Some of the men have armour fatigue."

COVID Summer

2021

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Let's consider an early dive."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

The new normal

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"With everyone returning to the office we've had to introduce some new protocols."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Covid and Restarting School

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

Don't have a hot flush....

Coronavirus

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."