Quarantine Escapee Prints

"I don't remember a thing about going back to the pubs."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

State of the Union

Back To Nowhere Sale!

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"It's the quarantine cloud."

Exercising in Confinement

Pandemic-parenting

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"I'm surprised you only ordered a tonic water. . ."

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

Like wine in a glass, these are the days of our quarantine

'The Principal suspended me-- School is the only place in the world where you can get time off for bad behavior.'

"Oh, thank God!"

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

Natural relaxation in confinement

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

"Oh, Jim's fine - he's busy developing his own anti-body."

Day 14 of self-isolation and the cat still hadn't responded to any attempts at conversation.

Eggs Quarantine

I think I have the right stuff to be on the first manned mission to Mars! You sure? You'd be in a confined space for several months. Your direct human contact would be limited to a small group of people. And there'd be a constant threat to your well-being hanging over you. Good points. Over the last year I've had more then enough of those things for one lifetime right here on earth.

Adventure Tours You Can Do During Home Quarantine

"Oh, and would you mind grabbing some eggs?"

"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."

Breaking the quarantine

"He's nice, but not having to self isolate with nice!"