"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."
Pandemic Escape Attempt Pillows
Add a cozy touch to your space with pillows that playfully honor the pandemic escape attempt—great for lounging and reminding you to take life a little less seriously.
2021
"Let's consider an early dive."
"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."
Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).
"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."
This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!
"I could get used to working remotely."
"With everyone returning to the office we've had to introduce some new protocols."
"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"
Covid and Restarting School
If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?
"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"
THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!
"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."
"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."
"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."
"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."
Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound
"No Hand Sanitiser"
Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic
Don't have a hot flush....
SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT
Working from Home
Dating in 2020
To-Let Town Centre Map
Coronavirus
"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."
"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."
"Here comes the super-visor."
"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."
Holiday Gifts 2020
"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."
"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."
"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."
Pandemic Escape Attempt Pillows Collection
Pandemic Escape Attempt Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the pandemic escape attempt—funny, bold, and perfect for morning coffee or tea.
Pandemic Escape Attempt Prints
Discover prints that capture the spirit of escape—quirky designs perfect for sprucing up any space with humor and personality.
Pandemic Escape Attempt T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for those who dared to dream of escape—witty, comfortable, and perfect for expressing your rebellious side.