Quarantine Calendar Keeper Pillows

Day 74 of lockdown and the only entries left in the diary are which days to put the bins out.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"To be or not to be."

The new normal

Friday

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Covid and Restarting School

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Sisyphus during Covid

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

God's Sticky Notes

Professional woman in pub

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Appointments and Disappointments

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Dog Calenders.

'Lost Diary'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

Covid-19 Caution

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Pregnancy Test

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '