Quarantine Calendar Keeper Pillows

Day 74 of lockdown and the only entries left in the diary are which days to put the bins out.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"To be or not to be."

Friday

The new normal

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Sisyphus during Covid

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Covid and Restarting School

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

God's Sticky Notes

Professional woman in pub

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Appointments and Disappointments

Theory A Day Calendar.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'Lost Diary'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

Covid-19 Caution

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

Pregnancy Test