Covid-19 Diary Keeper Pillows

St. Patrick's Day cancelled due to COVID-19.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Professional woman in pub

'Lost Diary'

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

Sponge Blog

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Gigolo Diary

"Mamma Mia! So this is where my 'artistic licence' kicks in."

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

"Sixty three percent of my life is on video."

2020 Panic Room

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

"It's an enduring mystery. How did this extinct species combine such huge brains with such jaw dropping stupidity?"

Family lockdown day 30

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

Socially Distanced I heart N Y

Mystic's Diary

"At least it`s making us spend more time together as a family."

The casual selfie

"It's a 'Thank you' email, my small business is going under but chuck, Nancy. . ."

"I watched a video today on how to worry about the coronavirus."

"You don't keep an orgasm diary do you? My last girlfriend kept an orgasm diary."

CORONA BLACKDOWN

Day 74 of lockdown and the only entries left in the diary are which days to put the bins out.

Dear diary, there are people in this house who are very osy-nay, so please excuse my occasional use of ig-pay atin-lay.