Quantum Researcher T-Shirts

Schrodinger's Cow

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Deaths from Coronavirus

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Schrodinger's Black Box

Booster shots

Raptures

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Quantum Psychic

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

The Physiciatrist...

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Schrödinger and his cat

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Space exploration"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Nuclear generation of energy.

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Artificial Intelligence Drive

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Complexity Made Simple.

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

"It's not you-it's me."

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.