Quantum Quirkiness Pillows

Einstein's Physics Halo.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Great British Eccentrics.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

'I come from the future - any questions?'

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Real Estate Personals

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Schrodinger's kittens

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

Shrodinger's cat: I may or many not be missing.

Bald man with a brush on his head

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"He would rather die than salivate!"

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

"Do you think Ms. Culbertson was a little miffed?"

Neutrinos travel faster than light!

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"What if we could see five dimensions?"