Quantum Quirkiness T-Shirts

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Great British Eccentrics.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Real Estate Personals

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Schrodinger's kittens

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Shrodinger's cat: I may or many not be missing.

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"He would rather die than salivate!"

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

"Do you think Ms. Culbertson was a little miffed?"

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."