Quality Control Crusader Pillows

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

Quality Control

Man using to much bug spray

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

One way only.

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

Rust test in progress.

Bureau of Power to the People

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

"Office of quality assurance"

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Satis Factory Tour

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Toastquest!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Air freshener - pollution.

Auto Assembly. Ernie, I think they fired you because you were assigned to the assembly line but ere often at the high-speed test facility. I'm ambitious. I wanted to be on the fast track. Why did you remove brakes from cars? An article I read said that to achieve success you should "pull out all the stops." And I unnecessarily drove cars around the plant to show the bosses that I'm willing to "go the extra mile." But why did you refuse to deliver components to the assembly line? The arti

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'Sales of durable goods are down. Actually the sales numbers are the same, the goods just aren't as durable as they used to be.'

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

Factory Rejects Inc.

'Take up thy tents and walk!'

Quality Control

Think Zero Defects

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

"We audit at dawn."

Honest John's car sales

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'