Air Quality Crusader Pillows

"See, son? Daddy's company makes inhalers to help people with asthma."

Man using to much bug spray

Air freshener - pollution.

'Inhaled air in L.A.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Ironing day.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Global Warming.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

Fumes from furniture

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'