Air Quality Enthusiast Pillows

'If we could do away with breathing we'd be a lot healthier.'

"I'm just relieved to be wearing it for something besides a pandemic."

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sulfuric acid mist."

Fumes from furniture

Polluted geese

Man using to much bug spray

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Chilly baby.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Elephant seeking fresh air

Air Pollution Threat

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Clean air.

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

Air freshener - pollution.

'Mind if I open a window? It's a balmy day.'

The earth sinking into a quagmire of pollution.

Ecological electricity

Guzzle-guzzle-guzzle

The Environmentalist

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'

"Doc! The particulate matter readings are spiking!"

"I guess the term 'thin air' no longer applies."

Protection against coronavirus and contamination

"See, son? Daddy's company makes inhalers to help people with asthma."

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

'Politicians say they want us to have clean air, but all they give us is hot air.'

Balloons Holding Child Above the Pollution

"I'm supposed to be someplace downtown right now, sucking the air out of the room."