Air Quality Enthusiast Mugs

'If we could do away with breathing we'd be a lot healthier.'

"I'm just relieved to be wearing it for something besides a pandemic."

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sulfuric acid mist."

Fumes from furniture

Polluted geese

Man using to much bug spray

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Chilly baby.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Elephant seeking fresh air

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Air Pollution Threat

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

Clean air.

The earth sinking into a quagmire of pollution.

'Mind if I open a window? It's a balmy day.'

Air freshener - pollution.

Ecological electricity

Guzzle-guzzle-guzzle

The Environmentalist

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

Protection against coronavirus and contamination

"Doc! The particulate matter readings are spiking!"

"I guess the term 'thin air' no longer applies."

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

"See, son? Daddy's company makes inhalers to help people with asthma."

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

'Politicians say they want us to have clean air, but all they give us is hot air.'

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

"And they call themselves intelligent?!"