Quality Control Critic Pillows

'Sales of durable goods are down. Actually the sales numbers are the same, the goods just aren't as durable as they used to be.'

Quality Control

Quality Control

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Rust test in progress.

"Office of quality assurance"

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Satis Factory Tour

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"It floated. I want my money back."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

Quality Contorl.

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

Benchmark

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

'Don't slam the door so hard.'

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

Factory Rejects Inc.

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."